By: MaryPoppinSertraline
Now the only thing I can think about is Monty Python: “The Knights Who Say ‘Ni!’ demand a sacrifice… We want- A SHRUBBERY!! You must return here with the shrubbery, or you will never pass through this...
View ArticleBy: Pete In Az
It was a year ago. Can’t you just level the ground a bit (foot or two) lower? Or, you could just wait until the bushes grow up and cover your windows. By that time they should wide enough to cover the...
View ArticleBy: Joules
I misread arborist as abortionist and was working pretty hard to find the connection bewteen that and bushes and foxholes. Trust me, you do NOT want to be a party to what goes on inside of this bean on...
View ArticleBy: Sylvia
OMG SQUEEZE ME! I have not actually read past the first paragraph yet but the image of my boobs being made into a light fixture is hiFUCKINGlarious. I’ma be laughing about that one for awhile.
View ArticleBy: Sylvia
I’ll roll around in the hole with you. Wait, what? That wasn’t the question? oops Can I bury my toddler in that hole? Or perhaps it’s big enough for my boyfriend? Why didn’t you just post a bunch of...
View ArticleBy: Sylvia
A. They are all bachelors. B. They are trying to get on one of the hoarding shows. C. They have a toddler who thinks he is a dog and does all of the floor cleaning. 76. They were on a meth binge during...
View ArticleBy: Sylvia
mmmmm yummy. poop maters. who cares what they grew in? I CAN HAS POOPMATERS?
View ArticleBy: mumma boo
a) Discard the flowering shrubs. b) Install a pool liner. c) Fill with salt water. d) Stock with sharks. OR a) Discard the flowering shrubs. b) Install a pool liner. c) Fill with water. d) Install pool...
View ArticleBy: Momma Chaos
We ripped out our Koi pond a few years ago because the stupid neighbor cats (who don’t stay inside despite living in town– ARGH!!) kept coming over and fishing our pond, eating the fish & leaving...
View ArticleBy: Marta
Dirt like water is something you shouldn’t have to pay for! That and all the damn channels on cable you don’t actually watch but have to pay for just to get the 5 you do watch.
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